Best breakup :

Girl: I hate you get lost, I
Don't wanna talk to you,
This relationship is over..!
.
.
.
Boy: What happened..??
I didn't look up with any
girl, I love only you..!!
.
.
.
Girl:Shut up, i don't wanna
be with you,

you didn't 'Like' my status
on facebook..!!!

Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?

A: There's white-out all over the screen.

Ultimate College Truth:

The person who runs
the xerox center in our
college will have better
knowledge of our
syllabus than us.

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